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(Twisted) Cooking Mama (Twisted) Cooking Mama

Rated 2 / 5 stars

Propaganda.

I don't hate animals or anything, but PETA is an evil fucking organization of hypocrites, liars and wacked out animal freaks. This is a waste of time and talent.

I did play it all the way through, though. I'm giving it a 4 because it was actually pretty fun. Stop making crap like this and make a real game.



Sonny Sonny

Rated 5 / 5 stars

Best game ever.

You could easily be working in a big time video game studio. I love you. And David Orr. I love you both.


Krinn responds:

We love you too :D


Schwarzkäppchen Schwarzkäppchen

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

Needs a lot of work.

Gameplay boiled down to holding 8 90% of the time, then pressing 7 occasionally, and dying a lot. This isn't the formula for a good game. The art was... Off. The main character was poorly animated, and the death animations were uninspired. There's only one level, too. No music, poor voice acting, and annoying enemy sounds didn't help either. And the fact that Schwarzkäppchen is walking around in panties but she only looks 10 is kind of disturbing.

Overall it lacked a lot, but I'm not gonna lie, I did play it all the way through and enjoy myself, somewhat. You're on to something, but missing some key ingredients.



The Last Stand. The Last Stand.

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Two words: fucking amazing.

Generally I can only find a lot to say about something only if it sucks. That's why I don't have anything to say here besides... Well...

I love you intensely for making this game. You are truly great. This game is truly great. You have filled me with joy beyond words.

I love you.


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Give Me Liberty Give Me Liberty

Rated 0 / 5 stars

This better be because of April Fool's...

Because this was irredeemably terrible.